Men's Perspective

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - David Bissonette -

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry -

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates -

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? - Dumas -

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Sigmund Freud -

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." - Anonymous -

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." - Sam Kinison -

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." - James Holt McGavran -

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murray -

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... - Nash -

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Sonn -

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Henny Youngman -

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield -

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." - Anonymous -

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." - Anonymous -