For The Sake of Fun

I received this forwarded email from a friend. You might have seen this before but I find it quite interesting. It is true how some Chinese people cannot pronounce 'R'. I am a chinese myself and sometimes I do get tongue twisted when it come to pronounce 'R'.....Enjoy...

One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago. It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA , Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 4 simple questions:

MC

The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L"

Miss USA

Lamp

Miss Malaysia

Light bulb

Miss Singapore

LADIO

Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L"


MC

I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA

Lion

Miss Malaysia

Leopard

Miss Singapore

LABBIT

Judge: No, no, no!

MC

Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with "L"

Miss USA

Lexus

Miss Malaysia

Lamborghini

Miss Singapore

Lolls-Loyce

Judge: Oh my God!


MC

I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA

Lemon

Miss Malaysia

Lychee

With full of confidence, smiles and says:

Miss Singapore,

LIEWLIAN!!

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualified ; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems with the letter "L", they decided to give her another chance.

Judge

OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA

Lung (applause)

Miss Malaysia

Liver (even more applause)

Miss Singapore

LAN CIAU

The Judges fainted..!!!

Note: For those who doesn't know what Lan Ciau mean..well...it's the male private part...hehe...